WHAT THE (add in desired expletive or expression)

hey, some people need to get their egos in check.

1.) i said sorry yes, but purely because i felt bad about doing what i did!
2.) does saying sorry mean, "hey, i want another chance. let's patch" ?
3.) so..if you had high hopes, what was i supposed to do? fufill them? i didn't even know you harbored hopes of any kind! i just thought things were ironed out.
4.) just cause something you expected DIDN'T happen means i suck?

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!

don't tell me you'll get angry if the guy you EXPECT to fall in love with you doesn't.
if that was true, ho ho ho..oh man, i'd be one happy guy.

if that was true,
jessica alba wouldn't be engaged to cash warren and instead she'd fly all the way to Singapore, show up at my house and say,
" Hey darling, Jessie honey's here! ".

if that was true.

so you get a rough idea of how far-fetched your flame of me is now? i honestly didn't mean to send the "patch back vibes" i probably sent you. looks like we, were obviously on the wrong frequency.