WAKAKAKA!

Just came across these on a course-mate's blog. Freaking. Funny.

Don't say I crude worhzx.


PICK UPS

1. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
2.Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
3.Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
4. Kissing is a language of love....so how about a conversation?
5.Wow I thought I was good looking, that is until I saw you.
6.If you think you feel good, wait until you feel me.
7.Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? (No.) Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
8.Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
9.You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
10. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
11.You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
12.Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like
pizza?
13.I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
14.I may not go down in history, but i will go down on you!
15.They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
16.Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you.
17.There's something wrong with my cell phone, you number isn't in it.
18.If i said you have a beautiful body, will you hold it against me?
19.You got lovely lips, do they want to meet mine?
20.Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?


JECTS

1. I'm sorry you've mistaken me for someone who cares what you think.
2. Someday you'll go far- if you catch the right train
3. I'm not as dumb as you look
4. I can see why the only place you're ever invited is outside.
5. How about never? Is never good for you?
6. Just because no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist
7. Thinking isn't your best subject, is it?
8. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself
9. I'm not going to be mad, it's "Be Kind to Animals" week!
10. Why dont you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma?
11. Keep talking, some day you might say something intelligent?



MORE JECTS

Q: Whats your sign?
A: Exit

Q: How do you like your eggs?
A: Unfertilized

Q: I'd sure like to get into your panties.
A: why would I want two assholes?

Q: (Guy tries pick up line)
A: Make up some sign language and shake your head fervently.